Actual conversation at McDonald's last night ~
Me: Double hamburger, no pickles please.
He: Double cheeseburger, no pickles?
Me: No, double hamburger, no pickles.
He: We don't have a double hamburger. We only have a double cheeseburger.
He: So you want a double cheeseburger, no pickles?
Me: No. I would like a double cheeseburger, no cheese, no pickles.
He: :::sounding incredulous::: You want a double cheeseburger with no cheese?
Me: :::sounding exasperated::: No. I want to go home.