it's the most wonderful time of the year...

This morning...

Rrring.
"Hello?"
"Hi! It's Dr. Lee's office. We would like to schedule your next dental appointment. How does this date/time work for you?"

This afternoon...

Rrring.
"Hello?"
"Hi! It's Dr. SoAndSo's office. We would like to schedule a PAP and physical. And, now that you're 40, we should schedule a mammogram as well. How does this date/time work for you?"

Well, that's just mean!